The Newscientist today brings us a photo of people wearing artificial leg type things, that are now being mass produced in Japan:
What’s wrong with that, you ask? Nothing in and of itself. These machines will be great for the disabled, and any number of other useful tasks. However, I have reason to believe that the product itself is just a ruse and a front hiding the radical agenda of a doomsday cult.
How can I say that?
A) The Company’s name is Cyberdyne, aka the company that invents the freaking Terminator computers and
B) They named this product HAL, as in the computer that killed all but one member of the Jupiter mission back in 2001.
Come on, people, they’re ADVERTISING their allegiance to the Robot Revolution here? Does nobody else care? Will we stare down the barrel of the gun they’re pointing at us and do nothing but call them cute??
Be afraid, people. Very afraid.
Also, this device will probably be used by perfectly healthy people and just make us all fatter and lazier.
-JD
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