Old Art, New Tricks

Secure
oil on canvas
with nails and twine
24 x 19 inches
I’m so tired I could…………………………………………… n’t do much of anything really. So don’t expect much from this post, ok? Good. Being up front about things is the way to go, don’t you think? Me, too. In fact, I like to theorize about how much improved life would be if humanity would implement a strict “All Honesty, All The Time” policy (provided the adjustment period friction didn’t ignite into a massive, unstopable blaze). But like I say, I’m tired, so I don’t currently have much to say on the subject. Suffice it to say I like to know where I stand–to be properly oriented.
Wanna see some details of the above painting? Good. I’ll show you some. Just follow the jump.

Sorry, I lied! There’s only one. Ahahahahahahaha! Bet you didn’t expect that. Well to make up for it, here’s a photo of a cat riding a bicycle.

Okay well, he’s not actually riding the bike. But I swear, he hopped off just before I snapped the picture.
Really.
-Steph