Who’s Got Big Balls?
My neighbors do. I would really like to do a series on male nudes but I have a lack of willing sitters, so instead I have decided to document my local lawn art and this was the closest I could come to my originally desired theme. They have invested in these giant lovely balls that they roll around on their enormous lawn, I have no idea what they are made of, but they look heavy.
So, uh, now that I got that out of the way does anyone feel like sitting around naked and getting their picture taken? The only requirement is that you have a penis (balls optional). Thanks.


August 19, 2009 at 2:13 pm
wow, you weren’t kidding about those balls! one helluva game o’ croquet that would make.
August 19, 2009 at 2:30 pm
i would be honored to be a target of your lens, i am surprised you can’t find a model, i hope you do, i would love to see what you can capture.
August 19, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Well, if you are up for a trip to my city along the Big Muddy, then I would be totally willing to pose. I am actually also working on a series of nudes (both men and women), so we could trade nakedness. Plus, you could use my gear if you wanted! I do have balls, but I can’t promise that my body would be very photogenic….
August 21, 2009 at 8:57 am
ugh, i forgot to look on the way home! sweetjeezlouise i really do miss everything.
RE: the penis
does it need to be attached?
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