Today I Need This (on rodents and revenge)
(beyond fabulous) fish in a squirrel suit by Slightly Curious on etsy
(adorably sick) squirrel feltidermy by girl savage on etsy
or rather a real life version of either of these with the destructive little monster who refuses to stop tearing up my attic/roof line/soffit as a stand-in for these models. I could prolly also use one of these to hold back my hair while I get a bead on the vandal with my brand new squirrel shooter. Hopefully, my aim will prove better than than that of my pal Leo who one groggy AM managed to shoot out the window in his neighbor’s van in an attempt to gun down one of the degenerate squirrel thugs that plagues his hood. Any suggestions (no matter how absurd) for ridding my home of these invaders would be most appreciated.
With Gratitude,
-Steph
p.s. as a thank you for all the helpful replies I’m expecting to get, I’ll share with you all this wonderful recipe. click to read…
