Legoland Presents: The Future?

This is weird to me. Not that Legoland would choose to depict the historic moment so much as that they didn’t bother waiting for it to happen before depicting it.

What, do they have the guy from Heroes working for them or something? Why are they guessing at what’s going to happen or who’s wearing what?

What if, and I find this entirely plausible, Aliens choose this moment to reveal themselves to the world, wearing “Obamaniac” T Shirts over their shriveled grey frames? Or what if Obama chooses to mix things up and drive in on a Harley? Won’t Lego feel dumb then?

Just a curious exercise all around. I do, however, hope to attend Legoland’s “Lottery Numbers of 2010″ exhibit opening in August. That one could be useful.

-JD

9 Responses to “Legoland Presents: The Future?”

  1. Ah yes, Isaac Mendez :P Lego must have sent Hiro back in time to save him and help them predict future events for their own benefit. I love evil corporations :D

  2. jdhastings Says:

    Or maybe Mendez knew that he was going to be killed, so he had Hiro go to the future to abduct the clone Mendez buys in 2034 so they can replace his corpse with that while Isaac escapes to California to pursue his dream of making life sized models of current events out of Danish toys. Except then Lego would use Lego Oxycontin to enslave him into predicting the future so they could take over the world with an army made of entirely of little plastic bricks.

    It’s not any less plausible than the actual plot of that show, right?

  3. this looks a little too much like the JFK assassination scene for comfort. jesus, why did i just say that?

  4. jdhastings Says:

    I actually thought the exact same thing but didn’t want to say anything because I’m a superstitious lout. Now it’s on you if anything should happen!

  5. >>jesus, why did i just say that?<<

    That’s what the FBI and CIA want to know. Now some poor agent in New Mexico has to leave his hot dinner behind to come interrogate you.

  6. OH-EM-GEE! lego boobies.

  7. You made me zoom my page up bigger.
    And on an unrelated note, I sure wish Mavis Staples were invited to sing at the ball.

  8. @jdhastings: You win! :P Are you a script writer?

    And I thought the same thing as markie b. Looks like that’s 3 agents that have to leave their dinners now :D

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